For those eager to make the trip out of Vault 101 and into the wasteland that used to be Washington, DC, we’ve got a whole list of things for you to do while you’re out wandering the desert and killing indiscriminately.

1. Vault 101 Citizenship Award: 10 points
   Got the Pip-Boy 3000
2. The G.O.A.T. Whisperer: 10 points
   Took the G.O.A.T.
3. Escape!: 20 points
   Completed "Escape!"
4. Following in His Footsteps: 20 points
   Completed "Following in His Footsteps"
5. Galaxy News Radio: 20 points
   Completed "Galaxy News Radio"
6. Scientific Pursuits: 20 points
   Completed "Scientific Pursuits"
7. Tranquility Lane: 20 points
   Completed "Tranquility Lane"
8. The Waters of Life: 20 points
   Completed "The Waters of Life"
9. Picking up the Trail: 20 points
   Completed "Picking up the Trail"
10. Rescue from Paradise: 20 points
    Completed "Rescue from Paradise"
11. Finding the Garden of Eden: 20 points
    Completed "Finding the Garden of Eden"
12. The American Dream: 20 points
    Completed "The American Dream"
13. Take it Back!: 40 points
    Completed "Take it Back!"
14. Big Trouble in Big Town: 20 points
    Completed "Big Trouble in Big Town"
15. The Superhuman Gambit: 20 points
    Completed "The Superhuman Gambit"
16. The Wasteland Survival Guide: 20 points
    Completed "The Wasteland Survival Guide"
17. Those!: 20 points
    Completed "Those!"
18. The Nuka-Cola Challenge: 20 points
    Completed "The Nuka-Cola Challenge"
19. Head of State: 20 points
    Completed "Head of State"
20. The Replicated Man: 20 points
    Completed "The Replicated Man"
21. Blood Ties: 20 points
    Completed "Blood Ties"
22. Oasis: 20 points
    Completed "Oasis"
23. The Power of the Atom: 20 points
    Completed "The Power of the Atom"
24. Tenpenny Tower: 20 points
    Completed "Tenpenny Tower"
25. Strictly Business: 20 points
    Completed "Strictly Business"
26. You Gotta Shoot ’Em in the Head: 20 points
    Completed "You Gotta Shoot ’Em in the Head"
27. Stealing Independence: 20 points
    Completed "Stealing Independence"
28. Trouble on the Homefront: 20 points
    Completed "Trouble on the Homefront"
29. Agatha’s Song: 20 points
    Completed "Agatha’s Song"
30. Reilly’s Rangers: 20 points
    Completed "Reilly’s Rangers"
31. Reaver: 10 points
    Reached Level 8 with Bad Karma
32. Mercenary: 10 points
    Reached Level 8 with Neutral Karma
33. Protector: 10 points
    Reached Level 8 with Good Karma
34. Harbinger of War: 20 points
    Reached Level 14 with Bad Karma
35. Pinnacle of Survival: 20 points
    Reached Level 14 with Neutral Karma
36. Ambassador of Peace: 20 points
    Reached Level 14 with Good Karma
37. Scourge of Humanity: 30 points
    Reached Level 20 with Bad Karma
38. Paradigm of Humanity: 30 points
    Reached Level 20 with Neutral Karma
39. Last, Best Hope of Humanity: 30 points
    Reached Level 20 with Good Karma
40. Weaponsmith: 30 points
    Made one of every custom weapon
41. Doesn’t Play Well with Others: 20 points
    Killed 300 people
42. Slayer of Beasts: 20 points
    Killed 300 creatures
43. Silver-Tongued Devil: 20 points
    Won 50 Speech Challenges
44. Data Miner: 20 points
    Hacked 50 terminals
45. Keys are for Cowards: 20 points
    Picked 50 locks
46. One-Man Scouting Party: 20 points
    Discovered 100 locations
47. Psychotic Prankster: 10 points
    Placed a grenade or mine while pickpocketing
48. The Bigger They Are…: 20 points
    Kill all the Super Mutant Behemoths
49. Yes, I Play with Dolls: 10 points
    Collected 10 Vault-Tec Bobbleheads
50. Vault-Tec C.E.O.: 30 points
    Collected 20 Vault-Tec Bobbleheads

Finding a G.O.A.T? Shooting things in the head? Collecting bobbleheads? Oh my, even these vague and cryptic descriptions make me giddy for the sorts of things I’m going to be able to do. I wonder if I get an Achievement for drinking the nearly two month old warm bottle of Nuka-Cola sitting on my shelf from E3?

Achievement Unlocked: Radioactive Soda Chugger: 0 points, but a nice long trip to the toilet and permanent organ damage.