Have you caught ’em all yet? Have you captured, trained, and raised every single Pokemon known to man? Are you the person who has forsaken all other familial and social responsibilities so that you can rest easy at night knowing that there is no one who can best you in battle? If so, then you may want to mark your calendar for June 20-22, and 27-29, because GameStop is about to grow your collection a bit more.

By heading into your local store on one of these dates, you can get the exclusive and rare Deoxys, sure to wow your other Deoxys-less friends who didn’t have the insider information you do and missed out on this offer. Deoxys is described as an exclusive "legendary character with transformative powers and an impressive set of battle-ready moves." You can get this little critter for free by taking your DS and a copy of Pokemon Diamond or Pearl to GameStop on one of the above-mentioned dates. Of course, if you don’t have a DS or a copy of Pokemon Diamond or Pearl but just can’t live without Deoxys, I’m sure the kindly employees at the store will take pity on you and offer to sell you all the critical tools you will need for such a life-changing event.

So go forth, Pokemon trainers, and claim your loyal new [del]slave[/del] companion. That is, of course, assuming that the mere touch of the sun doesn’t burn your alabaster skin, turned to a milky white from endless marathon Pokemon sessions in order to complete your collection up to this point.